So, here's the issue.

For $45.20 a month, I can get myself:

- 150 Anytime Minutes.
- Unlimited Facebook, Myspace, Blackberrry AND Windows Live Messenger.
- Unlimited NATIONWIDE talk and text to my 5 favourite numbers.
- Free Evenings starting at 6 p.m. and Weekends.
- Voicemail, Call Waiting and Conference Calling.
- Unlimited Local Calling for a month.
- PERKS and free local calling on my birthday.

All of that, PLUS a Blackberry Curve 8330 for FREE.
OR I can throw in $49.99 and get the Blackberry Tour 9630.

So, I bring this to the attention of my ohsoIGNORANT father, whom, by the way, suggested that I switch to a monthly plan because I'm already spending $30 a month on my Rogers PAYG phone.

What'd he say?

"I don't think you can afford it."

Stupid fucker, I already told him that I'm spending anywhere from $20 - 60 a month on the piece of shit I have right now. Then, my ohsoBRAINLESS mother chimes in, stating that I have to purchase transit fare for school. Does she not realize that I'm already balancing the piece of shit PAYG with $20 - 75 a month for transit fees? Is she THAT blind?

It just pisses me off when they do that. They always say they give me loads of freedom.
I laugh and say BULL FUCKING SHIT. They give me SHIT ALL.

If they REALLY gave me as much freedom as they claim, I would've purchased this plan AND the Tour last night.

If they REALLY gave me as much freedom as they claim, I wouldn't have to worry about calling home every fucking day to say I'm gonna be out past 6 p.m.

Hollllllaaaayyyyy.

And my parents WONDER why I'm always on the verge of killing someone.